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PostSubject: Chuck norris joke   Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:45 am

chuck norris once had sex in a truck and some of his sperm went on the truck, that truck is now known as optimus prime
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck norris joke   Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:20 am

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck norris joke   Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:50 am

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck norris joke   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:12 am

Chuck norris puts the laughter in slaughter
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck norris joke   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:16 am

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls...... crushed.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck norris joke   Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:22 am

Chuck norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is!!

Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.

Chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter!

Chuck norris proved to MC Hammer "He can Touch This" as he roundhouse kicked him in the face.....

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.



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PostSubject: Re: Chuck norris joke   Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:34 pm

sad, sad and sad hahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck norris joke   Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:28 pm

chuck norris for the win, wouldnt mind gettin him in DD we'd never lose
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck norris joke   Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:14 pm

Who the hell is Chuck Norris lol bounce
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